Dog Year

Happy Chinese New Year...you old year of the dog, you!

Sharp Irony

I bought a pair of scissors today and noticed the irony. You need scissors to cut open the package, yet the scissors are IN the package. Deep thoughts, I know...

Getting Ambitious

A little ambition never hurt anyone. Going to be investing a lot of expensive paint to cover this square footage...

"No Flash Please, Sir!"

Our New Year's trip to NY for me was an opportunity to milk the museums dry of information. During a three-day stretch, I hit up the Modern Art Museum, The Met, The Frick Collection, and The American Museum of Natural History. I actually stayed at The Met from 9:30 to 5:30 (opening to closing) which surprisingly seemed to fly by. I should just get a job there as a "No flash please!" security guard and spend my days telling foreign tourists not to stand too close to the Van Goghs please.